My Fandoms & Ships
Muse, MCR Star Trek, Sherlock, Doctor Who, HP, LOTR, Potterhead, Spirk, Drarry,..tbc
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|Telemarketer:||Hello, is your mother home?|
|Me:||I have no mother.|
|Her:||Well can I speak to your father?|
|Me:||Yeah, which one?|
|Her:||Which one is home?|
|Me:||Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.|
|Her:||Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?|
|Me:||No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.|
|Her:||So who's Antonio?|
|Me:||I just told you, Carlos's ex.|
|Her:||So Carlos was cheating?|
|Me:||Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.|
|Her:||So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?|
|Me:||No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.|
|Her:||So Mark wasn't cheating?|
|Me:||I never said that.|
|Her:||Yes, yes you did!|
|Me:||No I didn't.|
|Her:||Y-yes! You did!|
|Her:||Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.|
The Doctor found your blog!
Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)