My Fandoms & Ships
Muse, MCR Star Trek, Sherlock, Doctor Who, HP, LOTR, Potterhead, Spirk, Drarry,..tbc
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*Mom hands me phone to answer*
| Me: | Hello? |
| Telemarketer: | Hello, is your mother home? |
| Me: | I have no mother. |
| Her: | Well can I speak to your father? |
| Me: | Yeah, which one? |
| Her: | Which one is home? |
| Me: | Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio. |
| Her: | Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio? |
| Me: | No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark. |
| Her: | So who's Antonio? |
| Me: | I just told you, Carlos's ex. |
| Her: | So Carlos was cheating? |
| Me: | Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor. |
| Her: | So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated? |
| Me: | No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating. |
| Her: | So Mark wasn't cheating? |
| Me: | I never said that. |
| Her: | Yes, yes you did! |
| Me: | No I didn't. |
| Her: | Y-yes! You did! |
| Me: | Did what? |
| Her: | Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye. |
Graham Norton (via poisinousglitter)
If two girls kissing offends you, then you need to grow up
Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.
(Source: sofuckingbeautifulbaby, via moomger)
The Doctor found your blog!
Hello- yes- sorry! Didn’t mean to surprise you, just a bit of a non-routine routine… checkarooni. Oh… no, not checkarooni. What in the blazes is a checkarooni? Really, Doctor.
But no! Truly, there’s nothing to worry about. Just a bit of a —follow-up, yes, a follow-up, after that whole situation with the Wi-Fi. If you’re wondering, you are A-OK. I think, just one more quick—…… ah, yes. No residual, soul-sucking hotspots here. Relax, and- and… keep on scrolling.
Oh, and if you happen to see a fish on your monitors… don’t be alarmed. He’s microchip-encapsulated, called Barnaby. I had him on the TARDIS monitors and then he just went swimming off into the Wi-Fi. If you see him, just, you know, shoo him in the general direction of my when-and-where.
(Okay, so less of a follow-up-with-the-Wi-Fi, more of a I’ve-lost-my-bio-fibre-optic-fish… but I digress!)
(via jdrox)
Finally! Placebo’s 7th studio album is about to come! LOUD LIKE LOVE, awesome! <3 Can’t wait, on the16th september!
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
(via through-the-frontier)
just remember who’s standing in your way
(Source: ladysong, via irememberoswin)
WHY DIDNT I FALL IN LOVE WITH A NORMAL BAND
(via rocketthroughashrinkinguniverse)
yes yes yes yesyesyesyes
(Source: identifyed, via kaylaalbrightproblems)
The real reason these were invented.
Bowties are cool.
Headcanon fucking accepted!
(via wordssetinstony)
